afghani love potion

rehypnol, that shit that makes you fucked up goooood.

I just took some Afghani love potion. Are you going to fuck me or not?

by HORNZ November 15, 2007

afghanistan

A country that supposedly went democratic for a while back, but is currently slipping back to a similar regime that was in place before America bombed the fuck out of it. Can anyone guess why?

by Brewdles February 25, 2007

Afghanitan

When one acquires sun burn that is just on the face, neck, and arms while serving on a military or civilian tour in Afghanistan. See Farmers Tan

I came back from a mission and everyone was laughing at my afghanitan.

by pvtjoesnuffy March 29, 2011

Afghan Blender

When your getting your penis chewed/chomped off in an act of sexual pleasure.

"Dude she's such a slut. She gave me the dirtiest Afghan Blender in the backseat of her Rover."

by FiddleMySkittle November 24, 2016

Afghani breakfast

When you get up in the morning and you go to the cupboard, while you still have a woody, and to your surprise you accidentally blow your load while holding an IED while you fuck your goat and you shout out "Jiminy Freakin Crickets".

That morning was so weird it felt like I had an Afghani breakfast.

by cfthirteen June 10, 2017

afghani cupcake

Goat feces topped with semen following a man-on-goat love sesh in which the fecal matter represents the cake and the semen represents the frosting. Commonly found in Afghanistan and other middle eastern countries where people fuck goats.

"Here, try this Afghani cupcake. I made it myself."

"Gross. The desert is covered in Afghani Cupcakes."

by mr excellent November 20, 2017

afghan fever

When a person that is not afghan is sexually attracted to an individual from Afghanistan

Girl from Afghanistan got some good ass pussy ill do anything for a taste of that thang i got that afghan fever

by Chuck and nikki January 29, 2018