australian pipeline

An orgy in which a large group of men, or sometimes women poop all over themselves and each other in an abandoned building; this way they dont have to clean it up.
Bob- That australian pipeline last week was hot!
Bill- Darn tootin', if you know what i mean.
Larry- Thank goodness we don't have to clean it up!
*laughter*
by brownbowels87 November 04, 2013
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australian kiss

Just like a French kiss...but down unda!
Drew started by French kissing Macy, but soon got frisky and worked his way down to an Australian kiss.
by gbrowne March 01, 2008
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Australian frostpipe

when a girl takes a shit, puts it in the freezer, takes it out, and uses it as a dildo.
tracy:my fingers are too small, and i dont have enough for a dildo!
stacy:are you constipated?
tracy:..yeah.
stacy: Use an australian frostpipe!
by PhillyDTV April 16, 2009
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Australian distance

A very long distance between isolated places. If the place you are in is so far away from everything, you have to travel for hours through empty country just to get anywhere there's people.
"O yeah! You live in the Pacific Northwest! Distances there are Australian!"

"We're in the middle of the desert!!! ... Civilisation is, like, an Australian distance away!"

"It would be fun to go over there, but I'd have to drive an Australian-fuckin' distance just to get there and I'm already tired."
by yobreakfast October 22, 2011
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Australian Landscaping

Shaving your genitals, landscapingdown under”.
Hey man, are you gonna fuck that girl?
Yea, right after I do some australian landscaping.
by SloppyToppyMike May 25, 2019
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Australian Kickboxing

When a man wraps a snake around his foot and proceeds to kick a tarantula up a girls ass.
Man 1: I’m sorry to here your wife died, how did it happen?

Man 2: Oh we were Australian Kickboxing and the spider bit her.
by Jack is a fag May 26, 2019
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Australian Relief

Coming in extremely late to relieve a co-worker
Jen was working real late because the0 bloke after her gave her an Australian relief.
by Beer Vampire February 08, 2020
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