australian pipeline

An orgy in which a large group of men, or sometimes women poop all over themselves and each other in an abandoned building; this way they dont have to clean it up.

Bob- That australian pipeline last week was hot!
Bill- Darn tootin', if you know what i mean.
Larry- Thank goodness we don't have to clean it up!
*laughter*

by brownbowels87 November 4, 2013

australian kiss

Just like a French kiss...but down unda!

Drew started by French kissing Macy, but soon got frisky and worked his way down to an Australian kiss.

by gbrowne March 1, 2008

Australian frostpipe

when a girl takes a shit, puts it in the freezer, takes it out, and uses it as a dildo.

tracy:my fingers are too small, and i dont have enough for a dildo!
stacy:are you constipated?
tracy:..yeah.
stacy: Use an australian frostpipe!

by PhillyDTV April 15, 2009

Australian Kickboxing

When a man wraps a snake around his foot and proceeds to kick a tarantula up a girls ass.

Man 1: I’m sorry to here your wife died, how did it happen?

Man 2: Oh we were Australian Kickboxing and the spider bit her.

by Jack is a fag May 26, 2019

australian flood

When you bleed through your pad/tampon during your period. Causing it to flood down under.

Hey sally do you have an extra pair of pants I'm having an australian flood

by ñieak enthusiast June 1, 2017

Australian swirley

When you grab your girlfriend without warning shortly after defecating, shove her head down the toilet, procede to flush the toilet, let her head swirl around in the fece-filled bowl for a few minutes, and then spin her around on an office chair until she vomits. After she has vomited, some may procede to push her down a flight of stairs on the office chair.

She was annoying the crap out of me, so i gave her an Australian swirley to calm her down.

by AriOz10 July 11, 2016

australian wind

When you stick your tongue in your lovers butt while they pass gas.

My lover gave me an Australian Wind and it vibrated my tongue

by KJO March 2, 2015