Preposterous boast, but alas

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

Alaskan crab cake

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

Atasha

Atasha is a sweet,cute,beautiful,attractive ,kind,sassy AMAZING girl that loves to do sports, and sometimes lazy ,And is really crazy too. But whenever she goes through depression she might be suicidal. Atasha is one of those precious,special Girls out their who cares about her bestfriends and she makes jokes alot to cheer than up. Atasha is just being her ,and she may change her personality in any way ,but she's trying to find her way being more than just an Ordinary girl.

#Atasha4Life #Sassy #Goals #Beautiful #Amazing

by SamanthaTheSavage_Not April 22, 2018

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Alastor

This one radio demon from hazbin hotel. Was offered head by Angel dust but denied.

My favourite character is Alastor.

by IDEMANDSUCC February 18, 2020

Alasia

Most people. And with alasia is pretty brown eyes dimples very beautiful a great friend if you ever get an alasia in your life you the most luckiest person very smart and speaks her mind

Omg you see alasia looking good Omg I'm so jeleous of alasia

by alasia February 7, 2017