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Atheism

Atheism
/ˈeɪθɪɪz(ə)m/
noun

The belief that there was once absolutely nothing. And nothing happened to the nothing until the nothing magically exploded (for no reason) creating everything and everywhere. Then a bunch of the exploded everything magically rearranged itself (for no reason whatsoever), into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
New Atheism is the religion founded by the four prophets Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, and Christopher Hitchens.
by huskeetuskee November 23, 2022
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Atheism

The exact same thing as nihilism.

both deny any true reason to persevere.

both say that we're a little inferior piece of stardust without a purpose other than eat, poop, and reproduce.

Both are often associated with hedonism and egoism.

Neither offer any reason to live.
"Welp, I'm an atheist. I believe in Atheism. I'm nothing but a little insignificant spec. I might as well kill myself and it won't really matter, other than the fact that other little insignificant specs will be sad for a little while. but why does it matter?!"
by RRAHHHH May 1, 2023
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Atheism

A group of radical individuals who disregard moral as subjective often smear religion without specification of which religion (often time Christianity). However, they are often associated with Buddhism, veganism, and satanism including left wing opinions and not of facts
Religion is a shame!!! Eating meat is wrong, and free health care for all. Atheism is not a religion, bigots!!
by revealthytruth April 7, 2024
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Hym "Cus what's happening here is we got an instance of the religious trying to manufacture their imagination of the will of a God that might not exist and the Atheists being complicit in that because 'Hate Speech.' So, no, fuck your God and your atheism and I can say hate speech and you can choke on a dick you sub-human waste of existence. Whatever therapy you are in... Isn't going to work... Your mind is fucked... Beyond repair... And you need to go to heaven... immediately..."
by Hym Iam December 27, 2024
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Hey aren't you a atheist? Isn't that a coping mechanism, dang..atheism is really sad..
by Lybot April 9, 2026
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Atheism Plus

A horrible idea developed to combine several movements: atheism, feminism, L.G.B.T., social justice, and skepticism. The idea is poor because:

1) These individual movements have differing frames of reference and goals
2) It seeks to divide established groups into a minority of minorities

-Not all atheists are skeptics, not all skeptics are feminist, not all feminist and atheist, etc.
3) It alienates supporters of each movement, which likely outnumbers the A+ members in all cases.

-Example: feminism moving to A+ would alienate religious feminist

Atheism only address one question, is belief in a deity or deities supported by evidence, which is why it’s powerful. Atheism does not provide a world view about how to live nor should it. There are existing terms for these other movements and the combination of all social justice issues. It’s called “social equality” and” humanism”. Atheism plus is a divisive movement started by short sighted-power seeking Prima Donnas looking to hijack and existing movement (atheism) for personal glory and intellectual bigotry.
Let’s all join atheism plus so we can sit on our high-horses and talk shit about everyone else.

Instead of helping millions of dying Africans by spreading atheism and promoting the use of condoms, let’s join the feminist, slow the progress of atheism by alienating members, and promote internal bickering.
by exodortch July 31, 2013
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Atheism 3.0

Atheism 3.0 is a movement within atheism that denies the existence of God, yet maintains that faith provides meaning and purpose for millions of believers, inspires people to tend to each other and build communities, gives them a sense of union with a transcendent force, and provides numerous health benefits.
Jay does not adhere to militant atheism, but rather Atheism 3.0. He denies the existence of God but still believes that religion is a valuable part of civilization.
by rosenthal September 12, 2012
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