astry

astry is a beautiful and cheerful girl. She is talented and will always makes people smile

U are soo astry!

by Candy chu November 27, 2020

AstralSpiff

AstralSpiff is some Canadian who likes Monty goo and Faz Balls.

Look at those AstralSpiff's again, Eating their Monty goo.

by ToastyPog April 5, 2022

Male Astrology

A heteronormative belief system that categorizes men into a hierarchy that determines their societal status. The higher you are on the pyramid, the more masculine, confident, and "better with girls" you become. Men at the bottom of the pyramid are viewed as submissive to men at the top.

Male Astrology came about due to a faulty study on the behavior of wolves made in 1947, later proven to be based on a misunderstanding. It became popularized over time, and nowadays is commonplace within red-pilled internet circles and said to be "backed by science."

If you hear any person using the terms "alpha" "beta" "sigma" or "omega" to describe themselves or another person in a non-satirical way, keep your distance because they believe in Male Astrology.

Brian: "Bro, I might not be an alpha but I swear I'm like a sigma male bro."
Bryan: "What kinda Male Astrology bullshit have you been watching?"

by bigbrianedindividual August 17, 2021

astrology

A barbaric,, pseudo-scientific, personality model used to explain away a person's neuroticism by measuring the trajectory of big rocks in the sky.

Person 1: I like dogs because I'm a Libra!
Person 2: Astrology is fake.
Person 1: Astrology is not fake.
Person 2: You're an idiot.

by cyberphonic January 15, 2011

Astroworld

An album by Travis Scott that is FINALLY FUCKING DROPPING ON AUGUST 3RD, 2018 GOD DAMNIT!

Astroworld my planet, my home.

by sadlr July 30, 2018

Astro Dater

Series of snipes made by National Screen Service and used in cinema's in the 70's. Includes music called Funky Fanfare

Start of Kill Bill and Grindhouse uses the Astro Dater "Our Feature Presentation" snipe

by Keith_M December 2, 2007

Astro Boy

possibly astroboy. an anime show that is extremely vital in the history of anime. Astro Boy has been a constant figure in Japan and around the world. basically the first anime show (debatable), and also the first anime show to gain notority worldwide (although speed racer would later come and blow astro boy away with its crazzy ass success). about a robot kid made by some doctor. a mix basically of superman and pinochhio. lots of stuff here. created by Osama Tezaku, the father of anime.

Soaring high in the sky, he may be small but only in size... something something... astro boy!

by thegreatmonkey October 27, 2005