Bad Assness

the act of being bad ass

"i like Roger Clemens bad assness"
"you gotta show your bad assness"

by Ali December 10, 2003

stank asses

hoes with no mother fuckin' purpose they jus wanna fuck a nigga and go on kinda like crack feens dat fuck ya jus ta get some rock dey fuck cuz dey hoes dat love rappers

yo maaaaaaaan i aint had none in weeks lets go get some stank asses

by Yung20 September 24, 2006

excuses are like asses

The full phrase is "Excuses are like asses; everybody's got em." There are many variations on this phrase; for example, some people may add "and they all stink" to the end, or change "asses" to "assholes." The phrase appears to have evolved from the related phrase, "Opinions are like assholes - everybody's got one."

"It wasn't my fault I was late, the traffic was bad!"
"Excuses are like asses. Everybody's got em, and they all stink."

by progamer124 May 23, 2004

assness

1.) Of or being of the ass.

2.) The ass factor in a situation.

3.) The gayness of a situation.

"Jesus, the assness of that clown was scary!"

by Warmaster Assclown August 31, 2004

assies

doing some-thing ass like

theese two assies over here got into a sword fight with ted holup


see sword fight for additional information

by mike hunt February 21, 2005

Assessment Tasks

1) Pointless tasks that teachers of the EHBTH School give their students in the hope that their teaching skills (or lack thereof) are avoided from being pointed out.
2) A teacher cover-up word, which really means Ass Task. Techers of the above mentioned school have regular meetings concerning Ass tasks, the most common teacher present being Mr Sprod (see Sprod) and Ms Dabaja (See Dabaja).

I'd go to the super about these tasks, but I have too many to do!

Recess has been extened due to an English Faculty Assessment Task meetings

by Robert Manganaro March 20, 2004

laughing our asses off

So amused by something relatively funny or humorous. Generally something sarcastic or potentially offensive.

When Barack Obama was elected president of the free world, us Russians were laughing our asses off at the prospect of America becoming a communist state.

by meggiem December 9, 2008