literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you

Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour

by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 3, 2015

Ass in a Gnome Hat

A phrase coined by a deviant on DeviantART, used as a synonym for the popular heart emoticon, <3.

"I Ass in a Gnome Hat you."

by The Urban Scribe August 29, 2005

ass hatchet

The term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.

By the fifth day of the Bicycle Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN), I could swear my seat had turned into an ass hatchet.

by rugbykiltman June 14, 2010

bitch ass hater

Someone who is totally a ridiculous hater. Like they shouldn't hate that much it's just ridiculous how much they hate.

Tanisha was really bitch ass hating on that handicap guy over there. What a bitch ass hater.

by Maaaarvin February 16, 2014

ass hattery

The act of a person being an ass hat.

Stop it with your ass hattery!

by Juice November 9, 2004

ass hats

plural form of ass hat

that is one big group of ass hats!

by popcultureicon March 23, 2005

ass-hatchling

Donald J. Trump, as described by author Harry Widdifield

And or

Something grotesque that hatches from an ass-egg

Donald J. Trump is America's greatest ass-hatchling.

by Rose78 January 15, 2017