asian

Small genitalia and proud, yet smart as all hell. They can do anything but using their fucking eyeballs.

"How the fuck did that kid place first in the math competition?!"- white person
"Because he's Asian you school shooter."- hispanic dude

by The Altuist Egoist October 15, 2019

Asian

just terrible, bland, and boring. Particularly when applied to sex.

Girl: was it good for you baby?
Dude: whatever. it was asian

by Redos May 13, 2013

Asianate

1. Asian Kicking Someone

2. Asian Owning Non-Asian

Eric Asianated Matt's Ass

by Eric/Milan November 3, 2007

Asian

A human calculator who is always nagging you to stop coping of there test when your not

Person 1:dude this math is hard
Person 2:ask the Asian in the back of the class

by lol bitch you thought November 18, 2019

Asian

When you can’t see a thing

I’m so Asian I can’t see a thing

by D3fau1tdan December 4, 2018

asian

Doctor

Asian=Doctor

by Genbu March 24, 2017

The Asian

The act of ejaculating on a woman's eyes, so she squints, making her eyes look like an asian's.

Yesterday my girl was talking to much, so gave her The Asian to make her shut up.

by Super Dope January 11, 2012