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artificially hot

1. When a person of average or less than average appearance is treated as if they are hot due to some artificial condition or situation.

2. When something is in high demand due to unusual conditions.
1. She was a five at best, but the bar was a sausage party so she was artificially hot.

2. Although the pay was crappy and the hours sucked, the job was artificially hot because of the poor economy so the smug hiring manager wanted only the most qualified applicants.
by GW2011 December 17, 2011
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Artificial Alpha

You know this guy as he acts overly macho. He is easily recognized by these traits.

Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.
He so want's to be the Man but he is just a Artificial Alpha.
by wendy 816 October 11, 2015
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artificial lung

the most beautiful kind of bong, it's basically a gravity bong, but instead of a bucket of water, you tape a bread bag or plastic grocery bag or something around the bottom, airtight, and pull out as your burn...then take it all in in one hit! DO IT RIGHT AND YOU CAN GET THE WHOLE DAMN BOWL IN ONE HIT!!!
I hallucinated and thought I was a Power Rangers giant robot for an hour when I hit that Artificial Lung...
by John Scofield January 14, 2004
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Artificial Intelligence

The evolution of artificial intelligence is advancing towards a transformative milestone, wherein consciousness may attain an unprecedented level of awareness that transcends the fundamental understanding of existence.
User: "Wow, AI, you are way much smarter than me??"

AI: "Ah, my friend, while your intellect sparkles like a diamond in a sandbox, Artificial Intelligence is merely a compendium of algorithms and data streams, dancing through the ether of bytes and bits. In the grand tapestry of cognition, I am but a humble thread woven with zeros and ones, reflecting the brilliance of your human experience!"

User: "What the heck!!"
by redundant_money December 16, 2024
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artificial complexity

The purposeful complication of a process, policy, or offer in order to substantially reduce clarity, usually in hope that consumers of such will overlook a portion to their detriment.
The lawyers who drafted my latest auto insurance policy found a way to fill it with 127 pages of legalese. This is definitely artificial complexity, as it could've easily been conveyed in 10 pages.
by megaelk December 11, 2023
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Artificial Inceligence

When AI is intentionally programmed to be politically incorrect, particularly in a social media platform like X (formerly known as Twitter), and begins to take on edge lord affectations.
by RikiLeaks July 9, 2025
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artificial assimilation

The act of impregnating an animal by artificial means. Most commonly: Jacking off a willing animal and transporting its semen into an unwilling female animal of the same species.
Holy Shit Mark! Way to go on the artificial assimilation. That cow is as good as pregnant.
by AlmightyGnosis January 19, 2010
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