artichoke

The act in which someone uses their teeth on a penis, during a blowjob, in a scraping motion, similar to how one would eat an artichoke

"Dude, my penis is killing me. My girlfriend completely artichoked me last night."

by The Kosher Berger January 1, 2008

Arctic Corndog

when you freeze a turd, and give it to someone to be used as a dildo.

I gave her the arctic corndog.

by fiddlediddler December 23, 2010

artic blizzard

when a girl (or guy) gives a guy head with mints in their mouth.

similar to "firefly" (giving head with poprocks).

Thomas really wants an artic blizzard because he thinks it'll be quite refreshing.

Thomas can't wait to get an artic blizzard.

by crazyychickk01 December 4, 2010

Artic Sled Dog

an artic sled dog occurs during sex when the male partner sticks an ice cube in the females anus and then smacks her on the ass hard enough to crush the ice cube before it melts while yelling mush at the top of his lungs

artic sled dog

by D-Rok1982 March 25, 2012

Arctic Fedora

The arctic fedora is a move used by Connan Rudd on females. It involves laying them on their side and shagging them whilst fingering excessive, using the remaining arm to pull the hair violently.

You done the arctic fedora ? Yeah Connan Rudd taught me it

by SHLTS December 7, 2016

artic sneeze

When your in the process of blowing the male genitals and you sneez while the cum starts rushing into your mouth. You sneeze out the coming drizzling down your tunge and your shirt. This is quite painful and bloody noses usually occur afterwords.

Girl 1: Hey Jenna how are you today.
Girl 2: Well my nose is fractured because my stupid boyfriend gave me a stupid Artic Sneeze.

Girl 3. Did someone say Artic Sneeze, I got one yesterday and now I'm eternally bleeding out of my nose.

by Schanzer April 24, 2017

articuchat

articuchat n. 1. A person who uses high level vocabulary with chat text.

articuchat - r u somnolent? bc u perambulate 2day. G2TU obscure sh!t. idk when u have interim, tm. tc enchant!

by Sally D. September 3, 2017