anime

A type of cartoon watched by people with no life.

The nerd went to go watch anime and jack off at the same time.

by Snakes on Plane September 2, 2006

anime

Cartoons that are usually very serious with a large, nerdy, pasty-white American kid fanbase. Usually the eyes on the characters are ten times too large, and their mouths only move up and down in one repeating motion. The oversized eyes can be connected to the rather small eyes of the people who make the cartoons, perhaps trying to even the balance.

Cartoons were originally created to be funny and entertaining. Anime is neither.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave November 13, 2006

anime

The downfall of America's future.

How can children be the future when they're sitting infront of the T.V. and gazing in a stopour at seizurical colors and half-naked drawn characters?

by Roujine The Hedgehog August 25, 2006

anime

The Japanese word for "animation". Anime is generally WAY over-rated, incredibly generic, and completely brainless. Anime was originally an animated instructional video by the Japanese to demonstrate that Japanese writers literally cannot put together a single concept without demons, vampires, giant robots, or high-powered fighters.

Humor in anime is literally 100% childish, slapstick garbage, including but not limited to falling over and twitching, bleeding from the nose, having a stupid facial expression, or secreting a giant sweat drop on your head. Note that 95% of these slapstick moments are a result of sexual perversion, typically inadvertantly squeezing GIGANTIC breasts (usually belonging to an animated 12 year old).

Luckily, anime fans need only watch a single episode of any genre, as doing so is actually equivalent to seeing every episode of every show in that genre. For example, watching a single episode of Love Hina is like watching all romance comedies, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE SAME THING.

Hey, did you see that anime? I didn't, because only retards watch that crap.

by TyrantX April 26, 2008

anime

"anime: a vastly inferior form of animation adopted by pedophiles and sex offenders to simulate rape"

"anime: Speed lines and gigantic eyes mini skirts and long legs!"

by Bloody Sacha November 19, 2007

Anime

A Japanese cartoon, also favorited in other countries, and dubbed / subbed in other languages.

Person : What is anime?
Anime Fan : Well, It is mainly just Japanese cartoons mostly about high school, fighting, and magic. You should watch it!

by Extonix August 18, 2018

Anime

A plague with terrible artstyle which managed to infect millions of people called "weebs".

Have you seen how much damage anime has done?

by VMWaredSinister December 11, 2022