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[appalachian masturbation]

the act of self pleasuring in order to keep appendages such a finger or penis warm. it also raises the overall body's core temperature.
I was freezing to death, so i had to perform some appalachian masturbation to save my life.
by Barefoot Beehotch January 24, 2009
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Appalling Cunt

A person who is not up to the standard of humor and or acceptable behaviour. Usually has mental problems and dillusions. Most often has a plastic Nationality
The Grome and Collyk are Awesome, Pedrocole is an Appalling Cunt :nod:
by collyk January 20, 2009
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Appa Tucker

That which is bigger than normal is a big, and that which is hibernating amongst the normal is Appa tucker...
He: Please go out with me and you will get a free t-shirt.
She: Amma Nee enna avlo periya appa tucker ah?
by Big appa tucker October 2, 2011
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glamerican apparel

a reference to the popularity of american apparel in the nightlife/hipster community. first used by the band DAZZLESTORM! in the song GLAMTHRAX.
what is everyone wearing to that deck indie rock/electro/obscure 80s disco dance party in that warehouse loft in williamsburg? glamerican apparel, duh.
by michael farley November 20, 2006
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Appalachian Handshake

When two individuals engage in oral sex, and the individual using their oral cavity has less than the socially acceptable amount of teeth.
Hey Arod, your girlfriend is missing a bunch of teeth!

Yea I know, but she gives a real nice and gummy Appalachian handshake!
by Nappy Jr January 17, 2013
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Appalachian Anal

While you are using chewing or dipping tobacco, you spit into your partner's anus and use it as lubricant
Wanna try some appalachian anal?
What's that?
I'ma show yow

Throws in some chaw, bends her over and spits in that butt
by NotAlexButMostLikelyDevinMunga December 19, 2014
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Amparito

She is a tough lady who won’t take not even one offense. She has been through a lot in life but is still her charismatic, funny and (sometimes) savage woman. She constantly has a word to put in to every conversation and is constantly (a bit) overprotective of her beloved family members. She is full of love deep down but doesn’t show it often. 💜
Amparito slapped a man in the face after he insulted her.
by lalalland August 9, 2020
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