Alketa

A very generous and kind person who aims to please and joke. A creeper in a sense, yet you can't help but love Alketa; she's just special like that. She's the hottest piece of Albanian you will ever see. You don't fuck with Alketa because she'll fuck you up worse, or rape you hard. Alketa is always there for you and would never try to disappoint you. Be grateful if you know an Alketa. Alketa also has a tendency to rape people she likes, and messes with little kids who she doesn't know.

I'm so glad I know an Alketa!

by Loloser April 13, 2010

aloe shower

The liberal surprise application of Aloe Vera scented baby oil during a sexual act.

I've ruined my sheets because I aloe showered some hussy last night.

by H-Dawggg February 2, 2014

aloney

The true definition of a "selfie "

Your really just alone taking pictures of your self.

I took an aloney today and posted on Facebook .

by Runningwithbeer July 28, 2016

Alonement

Alonement: that feeling you get when you start to believe you were just meant to be alone, and you're kinda okay with it, because you know you're abit weird, and the relationships you've been in before have been very hard and sometimes abusive, so maybe this will be the best way for you to enjoy life. Live strong little one

My alonement is really making itself known.

I'm really feeling my alonement.

I've become lost in my alonement.

Is alonement even a good new word? Idk.

by Betacuck June 2, 2018

Alok

A typical Indian sanskari boy.
Mostly a maadu.

Damn! That guy goes to the temple everyday. He is Alok af.

by Swagbastard August 27, 2018

dorm alone

Just like being "home alone," but with a college dorm room instead. When you walk into the room and find out your roommates are gone, then you know your dorm alone, which gives you a certain amount of privacy and with it freedom to do things that would normally be too awkward or obnoxious with other people around.

Patrick: Back at the dorm. I wonder if my roommates are in?

*opens up door, walks in, and briefly scans the room*

Nope, looks like I'm dorm alone. Hell yeah, now I can play music without headphones/talk to myself out loud/jack off to porn/take a piss on my roommate's bed! 'Tis the Grandest Day!

by dartman April 8, 2012

go it alone

Is the action of going thru a traumatic experiences while detoxifying off of one or numerous illicit drugs such as crack cocaine or heroin and forgetting to use an important noun .

At passages in Malibu during my severe withdraws and hallucinations, I learned that 'go it alone' was a thing of the past as I tried to take a shit.

by NolanRyder March 11, 2017