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alcoholics

A person who would drink , day and night, well get booze whenever they can..ruins their life..and those that are close to them
alcoholics:" Im gonna drink until fat guys turn into hot models"
by im not a druggie March 17, 2006
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alcoholic

A person who never gets tired of apologizing
"hey Honey, sorry I was such a drunk asshole to you last night once again...I really mean it this time...but I am not an alcoholic...wanna go grab a bloody-mary"?
by jonnyjonny May 11, 2011
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social alcoholic

Someone who's only defense against being called an alcoholic is the fact that he/she does not drink alone. One who gets drunk every night at "social events" such as playing video games with a friend or watching TV with a sibling.
Person A: You're an alcoholic.
Person B: No i'm not, i never drink alone.
Person A: Then you're a social alcoholic.
by myra197 August 8, 2010
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alcoholic analysis

1. A proof technique whereupon the result is arrived upon with the help of copious amounts of alcohol.

2. Deep discussions only made possible with a high BAC.
The only way we could finish our algorithms homework without killing ourselves was through alcoholic analysis.
by a. wang October 5, 2010
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alcoholic ice residuals

The remaining small amounts of alcohol left clinging to ice cubes on a mixed drink that eventually melt off.
Hey Charlie, since I always party harder than you I'm going to drink your alcoholic ice residuals before your cup gets taken away, ok?
Ya James...
by The Boy who cried Goofs October 20, 2010
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Alcoholics Anonymous

A place where people go to wallow in self-pity and brag about their addictions.

It helps some people stay sober, but only through the superficial validation and amnesty for all of their wrongdoings. People in AA believe that nothing they have ever done is their fault, because they are afflicted with an addiction.
This definition was written by an ex heroin addict who has been clean for over a year. You don't need alcoholics anonymous to fix your life up- just a pair of balls.
by relates359436893468973456 July 14, 2010
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non-alcoholic hangover

A non-alcoholic hangover happens when someone has not eaten all day or has very foolishly consumed a large cup of coffee then taking a standard dose of dayquil, resulting in a headache that resembles a hangover.
John Doe: I have such a throbbing headache.

Jane Doe: Why?

John: I have a terrible cold and I took some medicine after I had my morning cup of coffee.

Jane: You have a non-alcoholic hangover.

John: Sure feels like one.
by thelonesith December 16, 2009
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