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It is an evolution of the homosapiens discretus. As you get distracted a lot, he attacks you from behind with his 3cm penis. He is a bit homosexual and transgender.
Albert by ..red flags.. November 24, 2021
Camper; noun. A person who likes to stay still in one spot till the end of a foreseen event. Could not be deterred, regardless of k/d ration in-game . Tends to go by el ladykiller42 on domination and free for all.
Effin' Albert!!!!!
Yo, stop camping albert and start shooting, you camper!!
Albert by Elcoolaxis84 November 24, 2021
Albert has a big Bunda and is gay AF
He likes to sucking big dicks and licking assholes.
,,Oh you like sucking dick like Albert‘‘
Albert by Bella_101 November 25, 2021
albert is my loml
albert by estasiii November 27, 2021
The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.
He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!
Albert by Fiona Gallegher December 27, 2021
People with the name Albert are very sharp minded and show extraordinary intelligence levels. Usually very bright and have innovation mindset. Because of high amount of financial success, they have good luck with women but unfortunately their sexual orientation doesn't allow Albert to enjoy this success as Albert is gay.
A hot girl was asking Albert for a date but Albert wanted to go out with a hot guy.
Albert by daredevilbawa69 January 9, 2022