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dough acrobat

a very accomplished pizza maker who is an expert dough tosser and pizza stretcher.
The Cooker: "How come we have to always do our jacking for beats at the Kirk Hotel?"
Pete Dick: "Because I have the hots for that dough acrobat that makes the pizzas."
The Cooker: "Dude, just do me a favor and don't piss her off like usual, we need her making those pizzas with love."
by Pete Dick March 13, 2008
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acrostic

A form of steganography in which certain letters from a passage, usually the first in each line, form a name, motto, or message when read in sequence. Often disguised as a poem.
The following is an "acrostic poem":

Elegantly and efficiently shaped
Good to eat
Great fun to find at Easter
Smooth shelled
by Sven Viking December 31, 2005
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acropolis

the citadel of ancient Greek city built on high grounds
The Greeks guarded their people by buiding great acropolis
by Dr. Intaj Malek September 4, 2008
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Acrotard

Person who lacks the mental competency to figure out or even try to understand simple internet Acronyms such as LOL, BRB, or ROFL.

Will often try to make others feel dumb for using acronyms and reply back with messages asking that they be spelled out, due to his/her inadequate mindset.
Billy: "I tripped on my shoe string this morning and busted my face"
Kevin: "LOL"
Billy: "I don't speak nerd what does LOL mean"
Kevin: "..."
Kevin: "You're such an acrotard."
by ChipTM August 4, 2014
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across the board

Inclusive; everyone and everything; non-discriminatory.
The staff got pay raises across the board.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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Acronymonics

1. The act of using Acronyms.
2. The shortening of certain words due to a lack of understanding for the majority of the public.
~Acronym - S.C.U.B.A
-Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus

~I use Acronym's every day!
~You're an idiot...
by Scobill August 27, 2005
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what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest

wipe it off him and say you're sorry
what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry
by philsayshi1 November 20, 2013
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