autistic puppy

Whe you're doing it doggy style with an autistic girl then she starts to bark like a dog

My sister is an autistic puppy

by Gang stuff October 6, 2016

autistic screeching

the effect of a certain individual usually male with a ridiculous man bun and disgusting chin hair getting smacked

as soon as I smacked alberto the autistic screeching began.

by mmokey June 15, 2017

Autistic Yawning

The act of yawning when the motion resembles that of an autistic child. Neck craning, mouth opening, and eyes rolling back.

"Dude, look at him. He's got Autistic Yawning in his genes. Look how his neck cranes, his mouth opens, and how his eyes roll back"

by Escalante April 7, 2010

autistic wheezing

When you or your chums are laughing so hard, you end up making a sound of an old vehicle starting in the cold winter, instead of laughing.

Damn, that's some hard autistic wheezing!

by Spunnar September 12, 2017

autistic

Autism is Carl Britton

Hello Carl you are a autistic Grape

by Urban Dictionary English edi June 4, 2019

AUTISTIC FUCKER

There so autistic that they fucker

"Auah8aiaiakdksemmskawk as shjajsaqlalkahsabsba me want momma miwkies and shart poop bumhole" proceeds to explosively shit themselves

They so autistic that they need to be autistic fucker

by Autisictrteadrdd August 30, 2022

iPad autistic

An autistic person (often a very young child, but can be anyone) who’s constantly using their iPad. Headphones in 24/7, full storage, tons of offline games. These people often use their iPad for sensory purposes (like to listen to relaxing sounds to block out loud noise), and non verbal iPad autistics may use their iPad to communicate through TTS. They get extremely upset if their iPad battery dies or anything else happens that hinders their ability to use their iPad.

“You have a charging port here, right? My daughters iPad is about to run out of charge and she needs it. She’s an iPad autistic.”

by Erikaheath May 17, 2021