hoeless romantic 

Designation for a person who has no bitches, yet still wishes to gently kiss hoes who have been run through more than a marathon finish line.

"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."

hoeless romantic by Tadeshad December 22, 2021

asromatic 

The act of creating new vocabulary in order to appear more intelligent and knowledgable.

Scrumtralescent is an asromatic word.

asromatic by Assiralc August 28, 2006

Romantic Terrorism 

When an individual creates non-existent conflicts and struggles between relationships/friendships to demand one thing only: To be loved in return.

Man, i dumped my girlfriend, i just couldnt handle the romantic terrorism she played on me.

Romantic Terrorism by Jinkansha May 16, 2011

Romantic Pickle 

Another word for a male's penis.

Did you just call your dick a Romantic Pickle?

Romantic Pickle by domoo September 13, 2009

Romantically challenged 

One who lacks the attribute of being able to hold a steady relationship or one at all.

I would have a girlfriend, but since I recently found out I am romantically challenged, things are not going well.

Romantically challenged by ex.gf's suckk November 26, 2010

cynical romantic 

Someone who wants to be in love and loves the idea, but realizes that love is ultimately self destructive and counter productive to advancing personal goals and or the self

"Marc really wants a girlfriend because he loves the idea of being close to someone and having someone appreciate him, but says that getting wrapped up in a girl would just lead to him losing all sense of self and ambition in her. Talk about a cynical romantic"

cynical romantic by Plaidmonster January 18, 2010

romantical 

All romantic and shit.

Baby, this trip is romantical.

romantical by ::Jules:: July 30, 2008