How Amateuristic
by SirDrez January 20, 2011
Get the Amateuristic mug.John: Got laid?
Nick: Yeah.
John: Satisfaction granted?
Nick: Hell yeah, going like a pro like always!!
John: Yeha, like a grand master...
Nick: I'm no amateur.
Nick: Yeah.
John: Satisfaction granted?
Nick: Hell yeah, going like a pro like always!!
John: Yeha, like a grand master...
Nick: I'm no amateur.
by bongholmes September 21, 2012
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AMCAT
• ambatukam
• Amaterasu
• amateur
• amature
• amateur night
• ambatakum
• alcatraz
• AMAT
• Amateur Hour
Word much used in italian forums' slang, that describes a male gay person or action. It's used to describe fake r'n'b shit too.
"The new Justin Timberlake's song is really accattivante."
"Greg, you're so accattivante, stupid bitch ass nigga!"
"Greg, you're so accattivante, stupid bitch ass nigga!"
by NickDec July 12, 2006
Get the accattivante mug.Having all of the properties of a prostitute except receiving no pay for their services. Thus retaining their status to compete in the slut Olympics. Their passion for their sport and disregard for monetary gains or personal health are an inspiration to aspiring whores and preteen make-out bandits everywhere.
example 1
guy 1: dude, that must have been one expensive night.
guy 2: No, that girl wasn't pro, she's still an amateurstitute. Only cost me a cab ride home and most of my dignity...
example 2
guy to locker room: Man, there was no distinguishing that amateurstitute from an "A" list porn star she did e-v-r-y-thing. I'm talking Dog in a bathtub, donkey punch, Cleveland steamer and I finished with an angry pirate!
guy 1: dude, that must have been one expensive night.
guy 2: No, that girl wasn't pro, she's still an amateurstitute. Only cost me a cab ride home and most of my dignity...
example 2
guy to locker room: Man, there was no distinguishing that amateurstitute from an "A" list porn star she did e-v-r-y-thing. I'm talking Dog in a bathtub, donkey punch, Cleveland steamer and I finished with an angry pirate!
by Big Pasta September 11, 2009
Get the Amateurstitute mug.If you're a thoracic surgeon, and after the patient is asleep, you penetrate them anally, and then take a shit inside their open chest.
by Cardone69 December 10, 2009
Get the Dirty D'Amato mug.An emotional position of defence adopted when a person is overcome by a mixture of feelings (eg. fear, grief, distrust, love, lust) towards another person. As a result of feeling overwhelmed by the person who adopts the "amateur karate" position does so in an attempt to make the other person give up and go away with the express outcome of appearing strong and without revealing any feelings. If they stopped adopting the amateur karate position the person would reveal vulnerable feelings which would make them feel unbearably weak, needy and human.
two ex-partners meet 10 years after seperating....
Petula: why did you not contact me when i rang you and wrote letters, and when i did speak to you you just told me how much you were enjoying your job as a film producer and didn't talk about how you felt?
Darryl: i was young. It was "amateur karate". I couldnt tell you how much it hurt when you left me. It hurt too much.
Petula: why did you not contact me when i rang you and wrote letters, and when i did speak to you you just told me how much you were enjoying your job as a film producer and didn't talk about how you felt?
Darryl: i was young. It was "amateur karate". I couldnt tell you how much it hurt when you left me. It hurt too much.
by thereoncewasanuglyduckling September 7, 2009
Get the Amateur karate mug.Correctly spelled "amphitheatre," it's an open-air venue for spectator sports, concerts, rallies, or theatrical performances.
Red Rocks, in Colorado, is a good example of an ampatheater. Carved out of the side of a mountain, this open-air concert venue has been home to many a show by great rock groups.
by johnthewordman December 27, 2009
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