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almost fight

A fight that is about to happen when it is broken up by either an authoritative figure or one of the combatants. Usually the latter happens because one of the fighters is a pussy, and won't fight after challenging, even with all the backup he can bring. This sort of person may also go around acting gangster but talking his way out of a fight if he gets one.
The biggest thing to happen at Lynbrook was an almost fight, where a white boy from Tino came to challenge a person from Lynbrook. The Tino kid brought thirty more white boys to back him up, while the Lynbrook guy brought only ten, but the Tino guys pussyd out and ran back to their cars and drove away.
by LynbrookViking July 16, 2008
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Almond Time

Almond Time is believed to be of German decent. Its exact meaning is surrounded in mystery and is now only recognised in the colander of Numberportoligy. It is common place during Almond Time to give gingerbread men as gifts.
Yasmin's happiest when its Almond Time
by R Mccabe September 13, 2007
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almost mater

a college or university you attended long enough that you should have graduated, but didn't.
Of course I root for Cal, that's my almost mater. I spent 5 years there, partied a lot, never did graduate.
by western_addy April 1, 2010
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Almost to Narnia

The act of being homosexual to such a high degree that were the closet metaphor reality, you would have by this point almost have reached narnia due to how far you are in the closet.
Bill: Heyyyyy, look at the ass on that dude.
Bob: Seriously bro, keep going, you're almost to Narnia.
by narya August 13, 2011
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Almond Steamer

When you drink a hot beverage -- preferably the eponymous almond steamer -- and then blow on a woman's clitoris.
Laura spent the night and I woke her up with coffee and an almond steamer.
by stupid sexy flanders June 12, 2018
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Almost dropped my popcorn

An expression of being surprised
When I heard your sister was pregnant, I almost dropped my popcorn.
by Master sage August 16, 2018
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almost boyfriend

when two people are obviously dating or into eachother but when asked they say that they are just friends

they are constantly flirting with eachother much like a flirtationship

usually the girl/boy in the type of relationship will refer to him as their almost boyfriend

these relationships are really annoying to watch because they are perfect for eachother but they are to scared to tell eachother how they feel.

everyone ships them though.
jet: " wow David and Grace make such a great couple! they are perfect for eachother"

oliver: " they say their just friends but they act like a couple . I ship them so much it's killing me "

autumn: " I talked to Grace earlier she says he's her almost boyfriend because she's not sure if he likes her yet even though it seems like he does. "
by flirtyship January 7, 2020
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