A fight that is about to happen when it is broken up by either an authoritative figure or one of the combatants. Usually the latter happens because one of the fighters is a pussy, and won't fight after challenging, even with all the backup he can bring. This sort of person may also go around acting gangster but talking his way out of a fight if he gets one.
The biggest thing to happen at Lynbrook was an almost fight, where a white boy from Tino came to challenge a person from Lynbrook. The Tino kid brought thirty more white boys to back him up, while the Lynbrook guy brought only ten, but the Tino guys pussyd out and ran back to their cars and drove away.
by LynbrookViking January 28, 2006
(noun)
A fight between two groups or gangs that is broken up by members of authority just before it starts or if one side pussies out. Originally coined by George Liaw.
A fight between two groups or gangs that is broken up by members of authority just before it starts or if one side pussies out. Originally coined by George Liaw.
by George Liaw January 27, 2006
The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.
Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen
Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
by Bigbrachcock11 October 5, 2018