Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 24, 2020

Ate an acorn

When you take a shit so big it’s more like a tree is growing out of your ass than defecating

I threw out my back, I should drink more water, I shouldn’t have ate an acorn.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022

Unfortunate Acronym

An unfortunate Acronym is an acronym for an organisation or person that results in a word that is rude, disgusting or totally inappropriate. A typical example would be the Country and Urban Nature Trail Society which was intended to promote pleasant nature walks in both the town and countryside. It never got off the ground because the acronym was CUNTS. Another British example is Radical Alternatives to Prison, a bunch of bleeding hearts who want to abolish prisons. They were originally going to be called Completely Radical Alternatives to Prison – CRAP, but decided against this, perhaps it was too close to the truth about their ideas.
One unfortunate acronym which is still currently used is TWAT which stands for The War Against Terrorism, while from the United States comes FLOTUS which identifies the President’s wife and stands for First Lady Of The United States. It’s an unfortunate acronym in that it sounds as if it is something unpleasant lurking in a toilet bowl. I suppose they could try removing some of the unimportant letters, but FLOUS and FLUS don’t sound much better.

“Is it true that Nicola Sturgeon, leader of the Scottish Nationalist Party, is going to set up a new organisation, Scottish Nationalists Opposed to Tories?”
“SNOT! There’s an unfortunate acronym!”

by AKACroatalin May 21, 2015

Reverse Acronym

Acronyms are abbreviations that are formed using the initial components in a phrase or name. A Reverse Acronym is when the initial word is broken into an acronym for humorous purposes.

Reverse Acronyms:
Fuck = For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.
Fart = Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble.
Etc., etc.

by keifermail June 29, 2009

Posttraumatic Acronym Disorder

A psychological disorder emanating from continuous exposure to absurd and meaningless, sometimes indecipherable, acronyms such as what happens when you’ve worked for years in a civil service job such as the post office, politics, or a state prison.

I wasn’t even sure what PTAD was due to this sad and disabling condition called Posttraumatic Acronym Disorder!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

AORN

AORN is an acronym for "AS OF RIGHT NOW"

StepBangin doesnt know the answer to your question AORN

by StepBangin March 26, 2008

Acroname

-noun

A play on words using your name, user name, net handle, etc. as the basis for an acronym.

-verb

To give an acroname to.

-noun

1) Acroname for...Funeraldriver = Furious upon nights expressing rage and love. Dramatic rape is very emphatically rotten.

2) Acroname for...Lepidopterist = Loving everyone purges intense dislike of people. Treating ethically, respecting individuals sympathetically, triumphs.

-verb

1) Username, would you like me to acroname you?

2) I think I'll acroname username for a little gift to him/her.

by SicMirx December 3, 2009