Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 24, 2020

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laid an acorn

A moment within an absolute hammering, where the losing participant, gives his or her fans, just a small glimmer of hope, only to see it completely evaporated just moments afterwards.

Madison Keys has laid an acorn here in Melbourne!

by kerbalicious January 23, 2018

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acorn weevil

a silly bug with a silly nosr

connor likes acorn weevils

by d1e October 13, 2021

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Baby Acorn

A baby acorn, code word for a man that has a small penis... being so small it resembles an acorn... probably also drives a jacked up truck.

Poor guy pulled out his penis and I was disappointed with that baby acorn.

by MateNoworrieslover September 6, 2019

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Acorn

Name:
very trustworthy and kind

can be stoopid and fun to talk to

very nice person and is caring towards everyone

OMG LOOK THERE'S ACORN
ITS ACORN! HES SO NICE

by BOO🍩 June 5, 2020

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A is for acorn
B is for bunch of acorns
C is for copious amounts of acorns

D is for dont fucking touch my acorns
E is for every acorn
F is for fuck you those are my acorns now
G is for get away from my acorns
H is for here have an acorn
J is for joking give me back my acorn
K is Kill anyone who takes my acorns
L is for let this joke die
M is for more acorns
N is for no more acorn jokes
O is for OMG stop with the acorns
P is for please let me die! Oh god is this hell!
Q is for Quit. I should have done that long ago.
R is for Really! Again!!!
S is for Seriously leave my acorns alone.
T is for Thanks, and this had been my ted talk.

Boy came up, and acorned the alphabet.

"What did we learn in class today?"

Kids - "acorn"

by UnknownCrazyCat December 1, 2021

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