starfish salad

the act of licking someone in the starfish shaped poohole. Also known as salad tossing or analingus

After a long day of work, Bates was greeted by a lovely starfish salad from his buddy Gage.

by Drty Dee October 16, 2010

duck salad

When one person masturbates a penis using an armpit.

Benny: Hey Catherine, let's have sex.
Catherine: I'm a virgin, and I don't want to. How about you fuck my armpit?
Benny: Ew, I don't want to do the duck salad with you.

by Armpit lover February 25, 2011

Salad Shooter

Alcohol ingested by tossing the salad of a partner who has had a jello shot injected into their rectum.

*See toss salad.

Mason gave me my first chocolate salad shooter last night. It was tart and sticky, but I got drunk as shit.

by FlyingSharkXD May 12, 2015

zesty salad

A date that obviously comes off as harmless. Usually has a deep devoted interest in a very random nerdy topic.

I'm going out tonight, Loree. Don't worry, my date is a total zesty salad!

by DumdumNation November 3, 2022

Croall Salad

When someone receives an excruciating wedgie (going over their head) until their underpants are ripped whilst someone else plays with their balls and pubes, followed by an intense spanking

"Don't make me give you a Croall Salad".

by Croall Salad 123 July 23, 2023

lebanese salad

A muff so hairy that it hides the clit.

I went down on her but it was like trying to find the bell pepper in a Lebanese salad.

by Decoy238 April 17, 2020

Salad on Bread

When a sandwich does not contain meat and thus is not a sandwich. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese do fall under the category of sandwich and are the only exceptions. This is because 1. Peanuts can be considered a meat, and 2.Grilled Cheese does not traditionally contain vegetables. Besides these two examples, a meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic

Why didn't you get a real sandwich? That looks like salad on bread!

by Thomas Joslin November 8, 2008