Jonah

Small boy and very sneaky has large penis and big buttocks might be trans

Jonah: come here and look at my big penis
Prajeeth: that a mighty big penis

by Penis smacker 102 November 13, 2019

Jonah

actual garbage. booty cheeks. honestly probably a racist. don’t go near jonah.

“hey did you hear jonah said the n-word?”

“yeah let’s go jump him”

by stupidfruitybitch February 15, 2022

Jonah

Jonah's suck ass. They remind you of pesky little flies that hang around piles of shit and won't leave you the f*** alone.

"Jonah, please shut the f*** up."
"Don't be a Jonah and get the f*** out of my face."

by bbbbbbb7 May 26, 2022

Jonah

Always starting QB

Jonah is so much better than Jett

by Fat cuk daddy 6 April 29, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is a member of the band Why Don’t We. He’s the hottest guy you will ever see in your life. No tea, No shade, Just facts. He’s also married to Ava Hartsell, @ softieformarais on instagram. The band he’s a member of includes Corbyn Besson -Kaylee Eslinger’s husband-, Daniel Seavey, Zach Herron, and Jack Avery. They’ve realeased many amazing songs, go listen to their songs, like idbitc and hooked. He’s from Stillwater Minnesota and has three siblings. Two younger sisters named Svea and Esther Grace, along with an older brother named Zebulon. He loves coffee and Harry Potter.

Is Jonah Marais taken?

Yeah, he has a wife named Ava

by ava frantzich April 4, 2019

Jonah

So, Jonah's. Um. They're really nice, I guess, and they're, uh, smart too (I have first hand knowledge.) They're not a player. Nope. That's one thing that's true for all Jonah's, and that they are loyal, stay true, and love their girl. Always. 💎

J: Hey how you doing
D: good how was yours Jonah

J: great thanks

*thinks*

J: why are they talking trash about my name on like page six
D: I don't know that's weird huh

by jlaggin November 28, 2019

Jonah

Loves memes and cats

Have you seen Jonah?
Ya he’s looking at cats and memes

by microwave boi November 5, 2019