Welsh cake

A turd eaten of the back of someone else's hand.
See that Charlotte Church? She looks hungry for a Welsh Cake she does.

Yaki-Da!
by k.Skid February 02, 2010
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welsh wash

Cleansing oneself without the use of running water, and without bothering to remove one's clothing.

Usually when in a hurry getting ready to go out and without a care for personal hygiene.
I can't be arsed having a bath - I'll just have a welsh wash.

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Kevin is such a dirty minger. He couldn't be bothered to shower so he just had a welsh wash with a dry towel
by Rob Marsden August 29, 2007
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Welsh Spooning

When you need a little help to get the last of a bowel movement out, a welsh spoon is used to clear the chunnel.
I mixed my metamucil too strong and needed a little welsh spooning to finish the job
by ji.glas March 23, 2022
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Welsh wank

Welsh wank Is where you have sex with your sister while wearing a sheep Coat
Welsh wank is Fuckin your sister in a sheep skin jacket
by Seven47 August 28, 2022
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Welsh Rocket

A car that a Neil Barnett used to drive across luxembourgh in 5 minutes. He travels about 300 odd miles an hour in it shouting "fire in the hole!".

Neil also loved Maggy Mcnickel several times in it.
"Luxembourgh! I travelled threw that in my welsh rocket in 5 minutes!"
by Patricia Spoonchild December 02, 2006
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Welsh Mike's

Sheep Shagging Homosexuals who have fat women because the sheep get all the action,,,Also the name means a friendless no life big girls blouse who has sexual intercourse with close family members(usually of male sex)
Inbred from generations ago to cross DNA with Sheep,Ugly fat women and generally anything which has no taste.
by Creator March 03, 2003
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bombay welsh

Comparing the way British Indians speak with the Welsh accent
Those new neighbours speak very good Bombay Welsh
by David from Kingsbury November 05, 2003
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