A teenage boy who is homosexual, because he frequently rows. He enjoys having his thighs lubed up, and loves it when his father sucks on his rock hard nipples.
Me: Neil Vajingjing, please stop masturbating to your father in the shower!
Neil: I can't help it man! I'm a rower!
Neil: I can't help it man! I'm a rower!
by Petey the Pedo May 6, 2019
Get the Neil Vajingjingmug. First man on the moon. He ruined the dreams of many people. He proved the moon wasn't made of cheese...
by shiney monkey September 22, 2005
Get the Neil Armstrongmug. The only performer that can get a group of any people on their feet and dancing. A musician never trained classically and still manages to write great music.
by yo928 September 14, 2010
Get the Neil Diamondmug. a Neil Haislip is when a person comes from behind to steal a trophy from an unsuspecting d-bag, then make sweet love to the girlfriend/wife of the aforementioned d-bag.
by trillallday December 11, 2010
Get the Neil Haislipmug. anytime you think it necessary to defecate on a womans face and then proceed to make out with said woman
by lil J styles November 30, 2011
Get the The Neil Buiemug. Former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback most remembered for throwing two interceptions to Dallas Cowboys cornerback Larry Brown in Super Bowl XXX. The Steelers went on to lose the game. Many Steelers fans blame O'Donnell for the loss.
by WTF its Eamon October 16, 2007
Get the Neil O'Donnellmug. A british band from Cheshunt, England formed in 1999. They started out as more of a Mod-Beat band, then turned into a Post-punk revival band, got some attention when they toured with The Horrors, then became a Zombie Garage band. Their new album X. Enc is awesome and I recommend it to anyone who likes simular bands, or obscure Indie bands.
"If Neils Children never formed, The Horrors would never exist... or atleast be the same band."
"Neils Children (also refered to as NEiLS CHiLDREN) were the first Zombie Garage band, or as some people call it The New Thing... they were a huge influence on a lot of the bands as well, like Electricity in Our Homes and S.C.U.M"
"Neils Children (also refered to as NEiLS CHiLDREN) were the first Zombie Garage band, or as some people call it The New Thing... they were a huge influence on a lot of the bands as well, like Electricity in Our Homes and S.C.U.M"
by Dani Sexbat August 14, 2009
Get the Neils Childrenmug.