Jonah

The hottest guy in the room tall and handsome very muscular has a big D is very athletic

You better be prepared when running against a Jonah as he's the fastest in the room

"Hey is that jonah were racing oh no we stand no chance"

by ducknoodles November 17, 2021

Jonah

Jonah's suck ass. They remind you of pesky little flies that hang around piles of shit and won't leave you the f*** alone.

"Jonah, please shut the f*** up."
"Don't be a Jonah and get the f*** out of my face."

by bbbbbbb7 May 26, 2022

Jonah

Small boy and very sneaky has large penis and big buttocks might be trans

Jonah: come here and look at my big penis
Prajeeth: that a mighty big penis

by Penis smacker 102 November 13, 2019

Jonah

Always starting QB

Jonah is so much better than Jett

by Fat cuk daddy 6 April 29, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is a member of the band Why Don’t We. He’s the hottest guy you will ever see in your life. No tea, No shade, Just facts. He’s also married to Ava Hartsell, @ softieformarais on instagram. The band he’s a member of includes Corbyn Besson -Kaylee Eslinger’s husband-, Daniel Seavey, Zach Herron, and Jack Avery. They’ve realeased many amazing songs, go listen to their songs, like idbitc and hooked. He’s from Stillwater Minnesota and has three siblings. Two younger sisters named Svea and Esther Grace, along with an older brother named Zebulon. He loves coffee and Harry Potter.

Is Jonah Marais taken?

Yeah, he has a wife named Ava

by ava frantzich April 4, 2019

Jonah

A savage that all the girls love

I’m so lucky I met Jonah

by Hiperson September 8, 2019

Jonah

best person in the world >:))))

Yeah Jonah is so cool look at him go best person ever

by All seeing definer cockman March 2, 2021