JARED

A very nice and cool nickname for the name Jayden. It is commonly used in Denmark. The origins of why they love the nickname Jared is unknown. However, It is believed that a long time ago, there was a Slavic man named Jayden who lived in Greenland was very fond of that name because the 2nd syllable is "red" which is the color found in the Dannebrog (Danish flag). When you meet a Danish guy whose name is Jayden, call them Jared they will absolutely love it!

Person 1: My name is Jayden but you can call me--
Person 2: Jared! I know *winks*
Person 1: *blushes*

by yådanishcitizen September 17, 2023

jared

a sussy baka with a mullet

look at jared

by djgldjgidug May 25, 2021

The Jared

The Sexiest man alive!! hes so hot, when i see him i cant keep my hands off him. In his spare time he likes to jack off.

I love you Jared! Come and find me!!

by someone you know March 15, 2005

Jared

A short round unathletic pathetic excuse for a human being. He doesn't wear underwear, so the same track pants he wears everyday rides up his ass. He laughs at himself and thinks that everybody is his friend.

Jared Landis

by jaredlandis123 January 28, 2013

Jared

a 19 year old male who never fucking learnt how to read

'Um Jared could you read number 23 for the class'
'no I cannot'
'Hi, wuddup I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read'

by HeckityHeck May 8, 2018

Jared

The definition of true racism.

Jared: "I hate those damn sand ni**ers."

by sugar_58_ October 18, 2008

Jared

19 and never learned how to fucking read

Hey Jared can you read number 16 for the class?
No I cannot what up I Jared

by g(y)ay July 18, 2018