by Kerriwillkillusallintheend August 4, 2008

The ultimate God. If you get a cat to befriend you and make it think spending time with you, a petty human, is worth it, you have been blessed.
Cats usually don't bother trying to be noticed by humans because they don't need to. Most wild cats are solitary, the exception being lions, as they live in prides.
Cats usually don't bother trying to be noticed by humans because they don't need to. Most wild cats are solitary, the exception being lions, as they live in prides.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 9, 2017

by boi with no life. April 2, 2017

An adorable furry animal that you can cuddle with all day. They sleep almost all day. They tend to track hair all over your house.
Look at that cat, she is sleeping!
by Billspicemaster June 20, 2013

hat, anti-depressant, napkin, foot stool, exterminator, form of entertainment, toupee.
lovable, clever creatures.
lovable, clever creatures.
me: since when has dale had hair?
you: maybe he is using rogaine.
me:DALE YOUR HAIR LOOKS NICE!
dale: it's a cat, but thanks.
you: maybe he is using rogaine.
me:DALE YOUR HAIR LOOKS NICE!
dale: it's a cat, but thanks.
by alexanda March 24, 2010

Something that doesn’t exist, is a mere figment of your imagination. Some people even go as far as to claim they own cats, when in reality, this is not possible as cats do not exist.
by Jranithian August 18, 2019
