A public drinking fountain, in which a bum could clean his or her genitalia, inner buttocks or anus with.
by Ryan Patrick Cahill December 24, 2008
Pronounced 'beeday'. These are lips that are perfect for licking out ass. Similar to b.j. lips (great for blow jobs).
Orignating from the french word bidet. In France the bidet is used for cleaning the ass after taking a dump.
Orignating from the french word bidet. In France the bidet is used for cleaning the ass after taking a dump.
"Did you see her lips after surgery?"
"Yeah she can suck on my ring any day, they are the juiciest bidet lips I've ever seen"
"Yeah she can suck on my ring any day, they are the juiciest bidet lips I've ever seen"
by staygold1984 April 05, 2010
The act of fellatio being preformed by a female while simultaneously relieving her bowels (typically on a toilet); sometimes refered to as a reverse Hot Carla or Hot Carl.
by ROBREN March 14, 2009
I had explosive diarrhea at the train station and was left with no option but to take a proletariat bidet.
by Ocram April 23, 2003
a somewhat more sophisticated way to call someone a douchbag.
Contrived from vajay (slang for vagina) and bidet (an apparatus used for cleaning one's backside. often found in Europe)
Contrived from vajay (slang for vagina) and bidet (an apparatus used for cleaning one's backside. often found in Europe)
Kanye West is a vajay bidet
by sdh7444 September 28, 2009
When you apply a liberal amount of peanut butter to your ass crack and allow the family pet to clean your delicate starfish for you
by Beastcheta September 19, 2019
A Bidet(pronounced Bee-Day), shoots a jetstream of water up towards one's asshole to cleanse the anus after a nasty shit. Now, one uses a Bidet and closes off the drain. He or she then lets the ass-water marinate for several minutes and serves at room temperature.
by Danny P February 12, 2006