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February 11th

The day of a terrible earthquake. Aayan Hamdani was born and fell off of his bed. This fatal occurrence destroyed millions of innocent braincells. They have not recoverd to this day
Person 1: Today is February 11th.

Person 2: yeah, I know. It's very sad.

Person 1:. Like if you cry Everytime

Person 2: F in the chat

Person 69: nice
by Nutsacksucker69 October 16, 2019
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11th October

On 11 of October you can slap anyones ass
Girl:"why did you slap my ass?"
Boy:"because its October 11th"
11th October slap anyones ass day
by Abzyy October 8, 2021
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11th of September

National Bring your plane to work day
"I can't wait for the 11th of September because it's bring your plane to work day"
by Some Arab pilot December 27, 2020
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11th base

When you dig up a dead body and fuck it while shocking it with a defibrillator.
Man 1: got to 11th base with my great grandma last night.
Man 2: cool.
by THOTERMINATOR July 23, 2020
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November 11th

National hug tree day When you see a tree this day hug it and thank it for it giving you oxygen.
by Hi_peopleoftheworld November 10, 2019
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11th Commandment

“Share always; share all ways.”

Note: the 11th Commandment was suppressed by the Church as subversive.

Sharing on a wide scale is a most dangerous threat to the powers that be whose wealth depends on maintaining and enforcing economic systems based on usury, debt peonage, wage slavery, false scarcity and the deprivations of poverty (and until it was banned, debtor’s prison and the poor house. See also the works of author Charles Dickens).

The institutions of private property - the right to exclude all others from enjoyment or use of a resource or asset - is subverted by those who dare to share.
When my smart-ass skeptic ex-husband asked me “so, if you’re so smart, what’s the 11th Commandment?”; I meditated and prayed for three days until it was revealed to me that to the 11th Commandment is “share always, share all ways”
by ‘Aether 00 October 2, 2022
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December 11th

Embarrass yourself day. Post an embarrassing video or picture of yourself and make sure everyone that goes to your school does it too and sees yours.
I posted an embarrassing video of myself today for December 11th.
by Billiebob4000 December 10, 2020
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