negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

Ion

Used by closet homos, it's code for "I offer nog/noggin" big means Head/blowjob, so next time someone uses ion it means they want to give you a blowjob

Jack: " I would but ion got the money right now"
Robert "ew that's gay"

by xx8416 October 5, 2023

ion

Means "I don't"

ion like pineapple on pizza

by butterflyintheskyicanflytwice April 27, 2022

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by Fake Paul May 10, 2022

Ion hoes

Juliana, Vanessa and Alexandra

Yo there gonna be any hot chicks at this party?
Yeah just them ion hoes

by Yoyohoneysingh94327 May 10, 2022

Ion

Means”I ain’t “

Ben and Tod is arguing through messages .

Ben”ur dumb as fuck “
Tod “ion stupid “

by Uravergenigger December 30, 2021

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by Orrinpants October 7, 2022