Turkey Twizzlers 

Delecious Food that Jamie Oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage! Thus made it discontinued by Bernard Matthews

Jamie Oliver: Im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable cause im an idiot like that! Including Turkey Twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to McDonalds, but oh well im a jerk!

Turkey Twizzlers by IHateJamieOliver March 5, 2010

nad twizzlers

When you listen to Coldplay and/or Genesis and and slap your nads with several partially wet, partially torn apart(cat-of-nine-tails esque) twizzlers. (Cherry flavors only). Also you can occasionally take you cat by tail only and use it to scratch your back to the rhythm of the music. If the cat resists smash against your own back several times before scratching.

My dad recently taught me how to perform a nad twizzlers...I sure love the aching.

nad twizzlers by Dr. Lazers, Dr. BillyWitchDoctor.Com, Dr. Girlfriend, Dr. BassPlayer, and Dr. Mister January 15, 2008

cro-twizzle 

Blown out jigga who's got nothin'
(also see: Quadzilla)

"Yo check out that cro-twizzle ova there in that 'Sclade."

cro-twizzle by MLB July 22, 2003

Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle

Also referred to as the A.S.T., this object of heinous hiney pleasure involves delicately shitting into a magnum condom so that you have a good six to eleven inches of fecal matter, tying the rubber off at the end, and freezing it. After six hours you remove the now rigid rod o' pleasure, peel away the latex shell to reveal the A.S.T. in all its glory. Good for all manner of vagtastic, anal, and oral play, the A.S.T. will provide hours of fun for the whole family.

Vary your diet during the days prior to the initial condom-filling in order to change the texture. We have found eating nothing but sweet corn salsa and french fries produces an A.S.T. with a great balance of sturdiness and texture.

After that last final I feel like somebody reamed me with an Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle.

Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle by DookMed2013 December 20, 2009

Turkey Twizzlers 

Delecious Food that Jamie Oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage!

Jamie Oliver: Im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable or fruit! Including Turkey Twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to McDonalds, but oh well i didnt think of that!

Turkey Twizzlers by IHateJamieOliver March 5, 2010

twizzlers 

A tasty licorice whip treat that comes in Licorice, cherry, strawberry, grape, and my all time favorite, chocolate. Made by Hershey.

Twizzlers kick ass bro. Anyone that doesn't like Twizzlers, should have someone stick one where the sun don't shine, do some in and outs with it, THEN taste it, slappy! You'll be sayin' them Twizzlers is God!

twizzlers by Andi June 10, 2006

Fo twizzle ma dizzle 

Another one of these stupid fucking words which you click on to see what it means. Maybe it could mean getting your dizzle twizzled.

Yo yo, homeboy!
I dont have a yo-yo
Wassup?
That biatch twizzled ma nizzle last night and she was goooood.

Fo twizzle ma dizzle by yobbo May 1, 2003