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fuckwitted

A term used to describe someone who is so stupid they would get a ball implant on his face. It is normally used to describe a half arsed saddo who,despite the fact that he has no common sense, would be the best candidate for prime minister at the moment as he has more brain cells than our current one who has approximately 0.001 ounces of common sense in his balding head.
Here's a mince pie you fuckwitted stupid cabbage.
by ThE pArTnErS iN cRiMe April 20, 2020
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Fuckwit

A person that is generally a dickhead; that usually annoys everyone.
Person 1 - Bro your mother should have aborted you, extra chromosome cunt.
Person 2 - Shut the fuck up you fuckwit.
by 20chromosomes November 6, 2018
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chinless-fuckwit

A chinless fuckwit is a person who has neither a chin, nor a brain. This chinless-fuckwit usually is an old white guy living on a farm. Chinless fuckwit's also have a tendency to vote for a Right Wing party.
"Damn, that guy with all that Donald Trump memorabilia surely is a chinless-fuckwit." "This guy is such a chinless -fuckwit because he has no brain or even a chin."
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fuckwit

A manner of notifying someone that they are about to attempt or have recently attempted and act which may endanger themselves or others. Usually applied to those who have no common-sense, limited intelligence, excessive enthusiasm and didn't file a Job Safety Assessment or Risk Assessment with their brains before attempting the act.
"Oi! Ya fuckwit! A u-turn over double lines in peak hour traffic at 100 km/h on a motorcycle is a bit fucking stupid! If ya failed I would have laughed me way through your fuckin' funeral!"

"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"

"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.
by TechnoHippie February 25, 2021
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Fuckwit

Someone who likes all your posts but leaves you on seen when you send them an inbox
Man 1: whats the point in liking someones posts but not wanting a bar of them once they send an inbox?

Man 2: Thats just what fuckwits do
by JimKetch June 29, 2018
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Fuckwit

You see that lizzy girl? Yeah she's a fuckwit.
by p0yzn May 7, 2015
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Vainglorious Fuckwit

Term defining Donald Trump and/or all known associates, past and present.
"Did you read the latest 2 am rage tweet by that vainglorious fuckwit in the White House?
by Cantankerous Coot June 5, 2025
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