Moe Lester

personification of a child molester

My teacher told me to have some extra lessons with him next week. I'm already terribly scared of Professor Moe Lester.

by Emu Lgator March 15, 2004

Mikey Moe

A person that is bald.

P1: That guys a Mikey Moe
P2: Oh FeelsBadMan

by MikeyMoe2 August 19, 2018

Moe' Suckra

A Moe' Suckra is someone or something that is not cool or totally lame. Popularized by Youtube comedian Toby Turner.

Knock, knock Moe' Suckra.

by VACOB VACOB February 26, 2011

dusty moe

Someone who is very grumpy or displeased to the extent of annoying others.

Tommy was so sad that his girlfriend didn't come to the party that he sat in a corner the whole time being a dusty moe.

by Arkansawblade January 20, 2009

Moe Alta

A terrorist who snorts chalk, Gatorade, smokes paper and eats markers. Also known for keeping his shirt consistently dirty and being excessively low on cash.

Jack: Yo! Thomas have you heard about Moe Alta?

Thomas: Ew, that's the kid who got left behind at Tim Horton's right?
Jack: Yep.
Thonmas: That kid smells like eggs.

by Qintar Lynn June 5, 2018

moe-sode

When a man or woman, particularly a woman hides half of her/his hands with his/her jumper or jacket contributing to a moe look.

Whoa! Look at that moe-sode! +moe 100%

by master.am79 March 24, 2019

Lyndie Moe

The girl who sang at the basketball game for the Nuggets. She also sings,yodels,dances,acts,and more. Most people are described as a "lyndie moe" to be called talented, hot or "perfect". This is a compliment, a very superb compliment.

You are such a lyndie moe!

by JuliaBouton(: April 17, 2011