Dirty Janey

Dirty Janey :- to unintentionally collapse all around you into riotous disarray whilst going about your normal daily business. The more sexually inappropriate the resultant disorder is, the dirtier the Janey is...

I was buying some humbugs from a vintage confectioners shop, the assistant was on the stepladders reaching for the jar on the top shelf as a busload of nuns entered to peruse the selection of mint creams. Imagine my surprise as he knocked the cherry lips off the shelf as he lost his footing! Stepping backwards to catch the falling treats, I was goosed by a large stick of rock protruding from the counter. Stumbling forwards in surprise, I caught hold of Mother Superior’s habit... which tore off her otherwise naked body. This turned out to be unfortunate due to the proximity of the large sugar dummies and the combined trajectory of our fall!

Face first in Mother Superior’s lap, cherry lips spread all over the place, and who’s sugar dummy butt plug could never be sold on, I heard one of the other nuns exclaim... “Well there’s a proper Dirty Janey and no mistake!”

by Hbhgg September 27, 2019

Dirty Ante

A sex move where the guy (often called Ante) cums in his wife’s mouth and demand her to French kisses back to him.

M8 I just did a dirty ante on Bianca it was fucked

by Fiftycint September 30, 2019

Dirty Birdie

Adjective used in order to describe the apex of erotically charged female characters.

“YOU... You, Dirty Birdie...”
“I know, right?”

by Smiley311 January 1, 2018

dirty ratatouille

The act of putting a rat in a dirty pussy. The scratching is an unmatched sensation.

I love a dirty ratatouille. The little thing scratches my cervix.

by Sceerchrr January 1, 2018

Dirty Chester

When you have cotton mouth. When rolling cigarettes. While getting a blowjob. So you pull it out and wipe the glue with your tip.

Hey man can I bum a smoke. Cool bud but it's a dirty Chester.

by Fromtorringtonwy January 12, 2020

Dirty Tolley

A stinky nonce you tries to date your underage family members

That's weird blad, you a Dirty Tolley or sommet?

by MrPilgrim101 April 1, 2020

dirty cammy

The act of having sex with every guy you meet on the first date then immediately sabotaging the relationship blaming it on your fear of feelings but it’s actually the inability to stop being a hoe.

She totally pulled a dirty cammy on him.

by StephenTylerPJs April 5, 2020