B my L on her T's

blow your load on her tits

dang id B my L on her T's!

by florian,c January 11, 2009

fo shizzle my nizzle

4sho my nigga

Damn nizzle dat girl be gettin all ova my nizzle, lets bounce to my crizzle, ay nizzle get da fizzle out my face, lil biatch

by LilNizzle September 1, 2003

tongue jam my fart box

The act of inserting ones tongue into another persons' ass.

I asked Tim to tongue jam my fart box, but he knew I just wanted to shit on his face.

by Coron the Almighty May 17, 2009

Sucking off my donkey

When you get loads of headshots from a noob on a very simple game

Today you're going to be so sucking off my donkey on this game

by djjkxbox September 20, 2008

ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!

An expression used when somebody says/writes something so utterly stupid or banal it actually makes your brain hurt.

"I love blinking, I do."

"ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!"

by Tramned October 9, 2009

Get out my way pimping

A term used to warn fools to leave the premise due to one's strapped nature.

Cop: Why are all you and the rest of these hoes standing outside the club.

Hoe 1: Because these two guys were gettin into it, and one of them yelled "Get out my way pimping" so we cleared the floor..

Cop: Ok I'll radio for backup..

Hoe 2: Hellz chea.. lock up that fool

by baskin robbin April 11, 2007

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch

John: "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"

by TacticalWalrus October 6, 2016