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You have a zero balance

A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2019
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Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.
"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."
by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019
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Be you in a shit

A common saying when saying goodbye to a friend. It is a play on the common phrase, 'See you in a bit'.
'Yeah safe bro I'll see you tomorrow.'
'Nice one mate, be you in a shit'.
by derulais April 6, 2019
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thank you bitch

When you are trying to be nice but are low key pissed. This may include saying this word just to be nice but, secretly your not thankful.
“Here i brought you food!” “Thank you bitch.”
by hello_kitty1 April 7, 2019
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who the hell is you?

rethorical question
(offensive)
"Who the hell is you?!"
Taunt by inhabitant of a greater city within verbal dispute
Could also be directed to a group in order to disapprove the power of such, which might usualy be a concern considering the numbers, due to the transformation of the grammatically correct word "are" (Plural) to "is" (Singular).
by Wordywoodismorningood April 10, 2019
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You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
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Fuck You Day

April 17th is “Fuck You Day”.

Make sure it is the first thing that is said right when you wake up, and make sure you use it at least 64 times throughout the day. Greet them with a “Fuck You” and make all your dreams come true!
Fuck you, Michael! How are you today? It’s a lovely day here in Misery. Happy Fuck You Day!
by BBBE_thatsme April 17, 2019
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