never-ending shit parade

Never-ending shit parade; never-ending parade of shit. 1. A string of bad luck; 2. The ceaseless onslaught of other people's BS, thoughtlessly transferred to or otherwise imposed on you.
3. The merciless bombardment of unnecessary, trivial, and/or menial tasks, responsibilities or obligations- often in reference to one's work or financial encumbrances- which prevent one from ever acheiving success, progress or personal growth.

"I've been trying to get out of debt, but then I got laid off from work, my kid needed braces, the car broke down and now the bank wants to foreclose. Its like there's this never-ending shit parade preventing me from ever getting ahead!

by seventhson June 23, 2010

Spare Me Some Shit

It basically means to leave someone alone when they do something wrong. Also used as "spare me some". Example: at work, you may have done something wrong. Your boss is screaming at you, and you use this phrase.

Boss: "You idiot! You made this company lose one billion dollars!" You: "Calm down boss. I'll pay it back. Spare me some shit."

by Singled_Out_alone May 11, 2014

Zero gravity Taco Shits

When you shit so explosivly that it goes so slow down the rockets plexi-glass window; from alot of tacos.

Zero Gravity Taco Shits is the best band in the world!!!!! WHOO!

by Salame March 24, 2007

crock of stinking horse shit

A child of a douchebag and a whore

J: What is wrong with him? His jizz is like a fountain!
X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!

by shane dawson is awesome August 1, 2010

shit, shave, shag and shampoo

the daily morning routine of a working single man, also know as the 4S

guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!

by rantingsteve May 10, 2011

Shits me up the wall

When you’re so angry, you throw your shit upwards and get it all over the walls

‘It shits me up the wall when I can’t see my feet from under my stomach’

by Shitsmeupthewall May 31, 2019

miss me with that straight shit

When you're a demisexual or asexual and some guy or girl that you've never probably talked to in forever, or your opposite gendered friend just hits you with some out of the blue flirt, hand hold or some b.s. when you're just casually chatting and walking.

Person 1, presumably a girl: It's been forever since we talked! You look so different now, but in a good way.
Person 2, presumably a guy: Yeah it has been, and you look really gorgeous now.
Person 1: Boyyyyy, miss me with that straight shit
(Both laugh)

by Mango Fanta June 25, 2019