by Mäbyë February 03, 2020
by Batty-Boy69 April 17, 2021
When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.
by firefox098089 November 13, 2023
“Hey dude, do ya know what day it is?”
“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”
“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”
“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”
“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”
by bootifulduckie February 11, 2022
by Anony. Res September 21, 2023
Person 1: Are you addicted to perinal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Man Who Sold The World (Urdmurt): The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Man Who Sold The World (Urdmurt): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025