willy sick

Sperm or semen.

Ready for my willy sick darling?

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015

Willy wonka bowl

A bowl of never ending delight. Like the never ending gobstopper, this bowl seems to last forever

Man that thinh has lasted for 45 minutes, its a willy wonka bowl and a half

by Luciousmccain September 20, 2015

willy wonka kiss

Its when you go ass to mouth

Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.

by Chkygal October 7, 2015

willysquam

A dick that is abnormally long and looks a little something like a long flowing river/lake.

Ex: girl 1:You hung out with Dave yesterday?

Girl 2: yeah he's got a hell of a willysquam.

by swiggleswag October 30, 2015

willy ninja

A willy ninja is a colloquial term for a gay man. Referring to jousting using the pens.

Hi lads, that James is a proper willy ninja isn't he.

by Mr Bar Stard November 27, 2015

willy flapper

A special type of kite shaped like a fat penis, only to be used by the male species and Connor.

OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy!
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.

by Shaniqua.lickes.bum December 10, 2015

willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.

Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!

by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016