Eco Wank

Having a tug while listening to erotic noises coming from your housemates bedroom.

I had an Eco Wank last night while Vitu was banging is bird.

by Loverat101 October 22, 2019

Nitro-Wank

When a person downs a whole energy drink, then proceeds to have a wank.

Last night I had the fattest Nitro-Wank

by Freddieptv November 19, 2020

Stump wank

Amputees rub The genitals and wank off rather then Using there hand or foot

“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “

“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard

by Mctut December 20, 2020

Wank of Shame

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.

My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.

by OTG Lmao February 5, 2021

Wank Panther

The act of lying on a tree branch depositing ejaculate onto unsuspecting people below.

Marty McFly went back in time and found his dad in a tree peering at his mum. What a wank panther thought Marty.

by tosk February 17, 2021

Throwback wank

A masturbation session done when thinking about or looking at pictures of someone from your past. Could be an ex-girlfriend from a few years back, your high school geography teacher, or anyone you no longer interact with.

With no clubs open and no chances to meet new people, all James could do was knock out a few throwback wanks every night.

by J. Domain February 26, 2021

professional wank

Having a wank over someone’s LinkedIn profile.

LinkedIn recruiter: Hi! I came across your profile and thought you’d be great for this role.

Me: Please don’t have a professional wank over me

by antlizard March 1, 2021