butt waffle 

A waffle excreted by anal orphus.

An alternative to the phrase douche bag

Shut up you dumb ass butt waffle

butt waffle by Siegasaurus June 29, 2007

White Waffle 

A sexual act when a man ejaculates in to a waffle iron thus making a white waffle. The, he feeds it to his partner.

I made my girl a high protein white waffle last night. She loved it.

White Waffle by Jacksmywaffle January 15, 2011

chunky waffle butt 

disgusting cellulite and fat which is found on a person's ass and thigh area, usually it is seen on fat/obese women at the beach wearing the teenyest bikinis, or sunbathing naked

damn, that bitch has got some crazy ass chunky waffle butt!! how do they let people like this on the beach? it makes me sick! hahaha

chunky waffle butt by E=mc2 July 18, 2006

Twat-waffle 

a person (usually a female) who is an etreme bitch. cam also be used synonymously with trick, whench, cock-block, ect.

My ex-girlfriend is being a twat-waffle with my new girlfriend, that cock-block.

Twat-waffle by brennan "Juggernaut" hensley September 30, 2007

The Waffle 

adj. The Waffle is a term for someone who has the ability to be smart and make good decisions, but sometimes acts before they think. The action or phrase is usually stupid, and makes everyone think they are dumb.

v. To make yourself seem dumb by saying something or acting out without thinking first

Hunter: "Man, so that's where they keep all the fairies! Fairy Storage!!! DUH!!!"

Andrew: "Hunter, you are now officially The Waffle!!!"

The Waffle by drew3782 April 9, 2010

belgin waffle 

A belgin waffle is when you are slaying a girl with your precariously wide chode and you decide to eject excalibur from the twat stone and proceed to turn around and defecate on said muff cabbage. Step on the defecation in order to give it a circular waffle shape After wards proceed to douse the pussy cake in sweet golden urine as to be the "syrup on her waffle".

Timmy: Um not to be awkward, but can i give you a belgin waffle
Maria: Yes, but be light on the syrup sexy babe.

belgin waffle by Mark the gross March 1, 2011

San Francisco Corn Waffle 

Take a Cleveland Steamer and hit it with a tennis racket.

If Boris Becker and Roger Federer got in a fight. A possible outcome could be a San Francisco Corn Waffle.

San Francisco Corn Waffle by Kid Lightning March 17, 2009