snail trail

Gleaming sticky substance left on your dick after your wife rubs her clit up and down it for 5 minutes.

"Please straddle my face and snail trail my chin, Please. I'll do the dishes tomorrow"

by Dick Splash January 2, 2004

coat-tails

A parasitic person who claims other's social, political or military success as their own

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton played coat-tails to each other.

by Sexydimma June 25, 2017

trailer hitch

A trailer hitch is pulling your cock and balls between your legs, bending over and yelling someones name so they can see you from behind. It closely resembles the trailer hitch on Grandma's van.

Hey Carl, look at my trailer hitch!

by Joe Andanjie September 6, 2004

Trail Mix

The act of smacking your buddies nuts and then punching him in the anus. Hence the "nuts" and "chooclate" making up "trail mix".

Larry: "Trail mix!"
Tom: "What? AHHH, Dude what was that for?"
Larry: "Had to get me some nuts and chocolate..."
Tom: "Your a jerk, now my sack is aching"

by Oldschooljeep48 April 11, 2013

Snail Trail

The trail left behind after a member of society with the X and Y chromosomes drags his balls across any surface promptly leaving a trail of grease
The grease could be as gross as ball sweat or as harmless as water

Jill: Erika did you hear about what happened to Mary!

Erika: Yeah, I did while she was passed out the guys got together and left a massive Snail Trail across her face

Jill: Ugh, the guys are so immature this is why i have a dildo.

by Hanry&Vlad January 7, 2012

hiking the appalachian trail

To say you are doing something/anything other than what you are actually doing at the time. A lie to avoid embarrassment or repercussion.

Gov. Sanford of South Carolina was reportedly "hiking the appalachian trail", but in reality was shackin' up in Argentina. On Father's Day to boot!

by Beach Rhino June 24, 2009

happy trail

A trail to the promise land. Ending into a great forest and a difficult journey in which the pursuit of manhood starts and shows.

it's the hair from your belly button to the patch. I was just making wired for everyone reading it.

something women shouldn't have. if women have a happy trail. ewwwww

by ajmeeh6842 January 17, 2010