Vowel Tits

An accurate measuring scale on grading the female breasts from smallest to largest; from the smallest tats, to the largest tuts.

"Man, she got them mosquito bite tats. Initial level of Vowel tits."

"She's got and nice rounded, good handful tots. Intermediate level of Vowel tits"

"Those milk filled utters she got. Them tuts need to get on my face. End of the line level of Vowel tits."

by Grublets on Ice August 26, 2013

fugazi tits

Fake tits

Check out those fugazi tits to your 6

by schissler September 18, 2017

tits on a turtle

Someone who is basically useless

She is basically tits on a turtle

by Curly March 22, 2017

Tits Naked

When you are a female and are only hearing pants/trousers, often as a result of trying to sleep in a hot room.

She accidentally flashed me last night; she was tits naked!

by 1DontEvenKnowAnymore February 15, 2020

[tit carwash]

The act of placing ones face in a woman's cleavage while the woman shimmies, jiggles or otherwise moves her bosom, or "tits", in a sweeping, back and forth, generally horizontal motion similar to a drive-thru carwash.

"Dude I can't believe you just payed two hundred bucks for 3 songs in the champagne room! Did she touch your penis?"
"No, but I did get a 25 minute tit carwash."

by Charrro December 27, 2008

an-tits-ipation

The great anticipation one gets when one is waiting for breasts to be shown during a porno, during sex... etc.

"Dude, this porno sucked! I didn't see her tits until 10 minutes in. I was dieing of an-tits-ipation.

by I really like porn, like a lot April 13, 2013

Amber Tits

A fat whore with big tits, who thinks that she is sexy because she has big saggy tits with ugly fat belly, she shows her tits to online men to talk with them but when they see her ugly fat belly also then they block or ghost her

big boobs doesn't count if you're fat like Amber

Hey Amber Tits, Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff

by Jameswits April 11, 2020