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Frigg's law

Each and every week, without fail, so long as reddit exists, there will be a Star Wars related story on the front page.
Frequency of types of content on reddit front page.

11/2010: 23% self stories 15% politics 32% cats 31% omgstarwars

Frigg's law
by dsnchntd November 10, 2010
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Maxime’s law

When you want to show somebody that something doesn’t work, it will automatically start working.
Look at this dumb PowerPoint program, it never works!”
*immediately starts working”

“That’s Maxime’s law at work”

Or “I’ve been stuck on this part for the last 2 hours and made absolutely no progress, it can’t be done! Look for yourself”
*Immediately successful once somebody looks at you*

“I hate when Maxime’s law happens”
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Freetard's Law

As an Internet discussion loosely related to home computers grows longer, the probablility of someone mentioning Linux approaches 1.
An example of Freetard's Law in a heavily-summarized forum discussion
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
...
Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."
by plastithottie 1.0 March 29, 2022
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ternent's law

A law of music which states that no song about the floor, the club or putting your hands up in the air, etc can be audially pleasing. Comical songs may be exempt from the law.
person 1 - "that new song about the club is horrible"
person 2 - "it was bound to be, its ternent's law"
by baz45 March 14, 2013
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Daddy Law

A term used in DD/bg BDSM relationships which the Daddy uses to explain to the baby girl why she must listen and do as she's told.
Her: Where does it say you're the boss?
Him: It's Daddy Law.
by TheDaddyBear November 25, 2020
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Richards Law

I always love to use “Richards Law” to counteract that horrible no good Murphy’s law!

We were on a job site on Rooftop and out of nowhere “Murphy’s law” jumped at us, then to counteract it, we enabled “Richards Law” to kick Murphy’s laws ass right off the job site immediately !!
by MiniMarley December 18, 2018
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grandmother-in-law

A grandmother of one's spouse.
My grandmother-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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