Different Trains

Search for the horizon...
Search for the gold...
Don't stop looking...
Till you've found the Different Trains...
The Different Trains...
They'll free the soul.
Look down.
Your ordinary.
Nothing more then Fiction.
In a non-fiction story.
by Rabostatide January 03, 2005
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Douche Train

Bumpo's favourite word at Kilcoo,
I, (Shaker) made it up.
It is another way to call someone a douche,
but douche-train is something bigger than a
douche, and it is much better than a douche bag.
"Chugga Chugga Douche Douche"
"You're a douche train"
by Shaker Grandy June 14, 2008
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Getting on the train

person(s) reaches the first plateau in an altered state of mind.
After copious consumption, Lucy was finally Getting on the train in the sky with diamonds.
by Sesquipedaliman January 27, 2015
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Brain Train

To Brain Train someone is to "school" them, or "shut them down" with a direct factual comment, sometimes with the help of sarcasm, (but not always) that renders them speechless.
Dude 1 Says: I think my rotor's need replaced because everytime i start my car it squeals.
Dude 2 Says: (with sarcasm) Yeah...Because that wouldn't be your belts needing replaced.
Dude 3 Says: He just totally Brain Trained you!
by *V3R!T@S* April 20, 2010
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gravy train

To get three strikes in a row during a bowling match. A takeoff of the well-known term "turkey" to describe getting three strikes in a row.
Sam said: "Three strikes baby! Who's riding the gravy train now?"
by Sticky Nicky April 19, 2004
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Subway train

A sex move when the two partners connect bum cheeks and then proceed to defecate into each others anus; if only one person defecates then it is called the Subway train, although if both partners decide to poo, then it is the Subway train collision.
Man 1: So how was the girl last night?
Man 2: Oh god no, she has a scat fetish; she wanted to subway train me!
by SubwayTrainn May 01, 2010
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gravy train

the substance a homosexual man leaks from his anus (usually running down his legs) the day after anal sex.usually marbeled brown and white in colour and of a sloppy consistancy.

the homosexual mans equivilant to a womans monthly period.
god my gravy train has started... what an inconvienience
by sully1990 May 30, 2007
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