Two Spins

Meaning Two full rotations of a scale or two hundred pounds. Can also be used for three or four spins as well.
Also known as Two Bills

Last night the chick mark showed up with was at least two and a half spins. He must have to roll her in flour before sex

by the web cohort August 30, 2005

Fidget Spinner

An object that has been spawned by toy companies to help children with fidgets (ex. tapping pencil, bouncy feet,etc.) but have been popularized by You tubers which have made this Toy only for stupid sporty kids at an elementary school to show off

"Yo, i got a Fidget Spinner for my fidgeting problem"
"okay"
"Lol, i got this sw33t fidg3t spinner that looks like gold lol XDXD"
"Die in hell please"

by Look, fuck you May 24, 2017

fidget spinner

A toy meant to help people relieve stress and improve focus first available in the 90's. It was created to capitalize on individuals with ADHD, autism, or anxiety; it became highly popular in 2017, though the fidget spinner is heading toward obsolescence, as people are finally realizing how antithetical it is. Many schools have banned fidget spinners for being distracting.

Student 1: I just got another fidget spinner yesterday.
Student 2: Dude, that's so cool!
Student 1: Yeah, it lights up and everything. And it was only 40 bucks.
Student 2: Woah! I have to get one!

by Imwy June 19, 2017

Sad like The Spine

Sad like The Spine is a phrase to describe someone who is depressed over their intense sexual frustrations.

Rabbit: I'm horny and ashamed.

Hatchworth: Then you're sad like The spine.

The Spine: *sobbing in the other room while masturbating and watching porn*

The porn: AaaAh ffuck me harder!!

The Spine: I love you too ah...*sobbing and ejaculates*

by David Michael Bennett March 17, 2019

spinervals

A gay sex act that involves at least three males in a bent over position in a circle (ass in) surronding a fourth male who proceeds to rapidly ass fuck each bent over male and switching partners periodically. This goes on until he comes and then positions are switched.

Justin was doing the spinervals so long last night he almost puked!

by ErrorF002 March 1, 2008

Midget Spinner

Ok, so a Midget Spinner is no different than any Fidget Spinner; except the fact that instead of the Y-shaped device attached to it, now it's a Midget. And it spins around at an insane speed, rendering all the achievements which human have accomplished to this day as less important than it.

Nah.. Midget Spinner is a midget spinning around at an astounding speed that breaks the sound barrier.

A: Look at what I've got!
B: Wut m8?
A: A Fidget Spinner! It's so awesome! asrd641265w4165!%$!^$@(
B: I'd Midget Spinner yo ass!

by doomscyte July 24, 2017

Midget Spinner

Mostly a short girl/stripper on a dancing pole.

"Wanna watch a midget spinner show?"

by beyondyourmemes July 28, 2017