Geek speak

A conversation where some geeks chat about something usually unpopular.

A - "Do you hear Jake and Joey? They're talking about that stupid new video game."
B - "Total geek speak."

by hailst0rm133 June 22, 2022

ball spackle

Thick extra sticky, extra large cum shots. can also be used to hang wall paper or re-paste your girlfriend’s extensions back in.

Carl has gotten quite the rep, he apparently blows ball spackle when he cums, all the girls can’t handle it.

by PuffyRI July 24, 2022

dont speak english day

dont speak english day is on October 7th, speaking english is prohibited on that day.

I wasnt able to understand anyone yesterday, it was dont speak english day and everyone besides me spoke spanish. I only know german.

by your mom, my bedroom August 30, 2022

i speak abc

"I speak American Born Chinese." As in, my Chinese sucks but I speak English because I was born in the states.

Person A: "(something in Mandarin)"
Person B: "oh, my Chinese sucks."
Person A: "oh, that's okay. I speak ABC!"

by Haunting baker August 31, 2022

I speak keyboard...

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mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
qazwxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq
qzwxecrvtbynumiopasdfghjkl
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp
azertyuiopqsdfghjklmwxcvbn
qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm
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?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~
qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnm
zaxscdvfbgnhmjklqwertyuiop
qsefthukoawdrgyjilzxcvbnm
qaswedfrtghyjukilop
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i speak keyboard...

by  September 21, 2022

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

A conversation of speaking of words of hypothetical or imaginative descriptive scenarios

Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"

Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."

This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

by Shanti Stuffman September 29, 2022

WHO SPEAKIN'?

When you received the wrong uber eats order and you call the sped delivery person and they don't say anything and put their dumb retarded boyfriend (who can't pronounce, "speaking," correctly) on the phone and he says, "WHO SPEAKIN?"

Me: "Hey, you gave me the wrong order."
No one: Dogshit faggot boyfriend loser fuck: "WHO SPEAKIN'?"

by imajhin October 15, 2022